by Hank Schneibler December 12, 2006
Get the Splunkerkadoodles!! mug.When a guy spanks or slaps another person with semen on his hand - i.e. just after masturbating.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
This is a generally condescending move on par with tea-bagging, and - if executed properly - causes considerable distress on the recipient's end. Do not attempt this on someone that is physically stronger than you because they will perceive it as a sign of great disrespect.
"John was being a real douche last night, so I jerked it to a picture of his girlfriend and then spunked him in his sleep."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
"Dude, knock it off or I'll spunk you."
by CornellHatesMe April 17, 2009
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You know josh wanked all night, He spunked himself 5 times in a row.
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
So basically you didn't get a handjob, you just Spunked Yourself
by BTEC Roadman January 12, 2020
Get the Spunked Yourself mug.by Grondinelli January 24, 2009
Get the Splunker mug.A northern England term, predominantly school age.. referring to the act of male ejaculation.
When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
When you have reached the vinegar stroke, and pumped beyond profusely.
To cum.
I was laid in bed imagining Joyce choking on my salty bell last night.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
I beat my meat so hard that I spunked up all over.
by themadaxeman February 14, 2012
Get the Spunked up mug.Originating in the video game Splunky, is when one is killed in a seemingly unfair, but humorous way for the absurdity of it, often an attack coming out of nowhere or being hit once and sent to your doom like you are the ball in a rube goldberg machine.
Haa haa, man I got Splunkied so hard, I got hit by a rock from out of nowhere,that sent me flying into a a tiki trap that hit me into spikes instantly killing me, when I had such a good load out.
by Derpaics October 8, 2020
Get the Splunkied mug.a person overly arroused by the rectal location of the human body. sometimes a slang for a obviously homosextual male.
"dude that girl's got an awesome butt"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
"chill out ya butt splunker"
"that guy is a total butt splunker"
by skullking April 8, 2009
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