splork

When you eat to much acid and think a blob is chasing you all the time.

keenan quit being such a splork.

by s4gz June 13, 2003

splork

Canned cranberry sauce. Splork is an onomatopoeia of the sound this food as it slides out of the can. Proper presentation of this food is to leave it whole, in the shape of the can and lying on its side on the presentation plate. May be garnished with red lettuce.

Damn it Randy! I asked you to plate the splork, but you mashed it up. Now it is just some damn cranberry sauce! Way to ruin Thanksgiving, meathead!

by Hunding July 18, 2011

splork

The sound made during felching. Was the title for an undergroud comic in the 60's.

by Anonymous March 26, 2003

Splork

A multifunctional object that has lost functionality. A spork that breaks. A smartphone with poop in it.

Your acting like bjork the splork. Please fix yourself.

by bremstar March 7, 2022