splork

The sound made during felching. Was the title for an undergroud comic in the 60's.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003

Splork

A single drop of water from above (usually a tree, roof eaves, storefront awning, entryway door) that hits you on the head even though you have been avoiding the rain by walking under protective objects along your route, and which occurs at the very moment you let your guard down as you transition from outdoors to indoors... subsequently penetrating your hair, soaking into your scalp, making you feel cold and itchy, causing you to scratch which messes up your hair and makes you look un-smart.

No, I'm not trying to look like a Millennial, I'm scratching my head because even though I made it all the way from Circular Quay to the office without getting wet, I got splorked as I walked in the door... has anybody got a comb?? I'm hungry, lets get a taco.

by Torpedo Fifty One October 1, 2019

Splork

Verb-In-A-Verb, verb or action of a game created by four boys. To splork is to fend of a Bang and to send to one other player. The Bang is to shoot a fictitious bullet-thing from a Uni-Ball pen.

My friend Banged me but i quickly splorked him.

by rpcguy February 15, 2009

Splork

A multifunctional object that has lost functionality. A spork that breaks. A smartphone with poop in it.

Your acting like bjork the splork. Please fix yourself.

by bremstar March 6, 2022

Sporkerize

To modify a common object to make it multipurpose.

I have to sporkerize this app so it also provides weather data also .

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

sporkeh

AKA sp0rkeh.
A computer virus that masquerades as a hack for the game Counter-Strike, often used by members of myg0t. Among other things, Sporkeh changes window text to a l33t derivative of "sporkeh owns you," switches screen relolution to 640x480, switches right-click and left-click on your mouse, slows the mouse cursor to a crawl, and prevents any EXE files from being run.

See www.pwned.nl for an example.

by progamer124 April 13, 2005

Sporkfoot

Weird anatomical abnormality where it appears that a person only has three or four toes.

Have you seen Marjorie Taylor Greene’s sporkfoot? She looks like Barney Rubble.

by Judgosaur September 30, 2022