sploogetangle

A tangle that occurs when semen or "splooge" is ejaculated into one's hair resulting in a dry, crusty mess.

Justin slept over last night and I woke up with the nastiest sploogetangle.

by sploogequeen April 9, 2010

Spoogins

Can be simplified to Spoogin and the plural is Spoogi. This is a meaningful yet meaningless noun, verb and adjective.

Can I have a plate of your finest spoogins
She has a nice pair of spoogins
I spooged in the shower
He’s such a spoogin
Look at that bunch of melts, what spoogi

by LosHombres June 26, 2019

Spoogin Williams

See "Throbin Williams"

When thinking of Robin Williams during a romantic situation in hopes of suppressing the penis but coming to a homosexual revelation when the erection worsens to the point of ejaculation.

"Oh god, I have a Throbin Williams. Uh oh, Spoogin Williams!"

by CatTheBitch March 4, 2009

Drive by Splooging

The process of driving by a prostitute, unrolling the window to make an offer, and when she leans into the car you shoot a load in her face and drive away.

You could tell by the goo on her face that SQUARE ASS had just been a victim of another DRIVE BY SPLOOGING

by YES! October 22, 2004

splooting

When a dog lays of their stomach with their hind legs behind them. While this may seem trivial it is the most effective way, known by man, to assert dominance.

Dog: *Splooting*

Owner: *screaming and crying in the corner of a room to avoid interfering with the dogs raw energy*

by Owl of Dust December 9, 2019

Splooging

To ejaculate with some force on your partner but at close range as to make the smacking sound as the cum hits her.

He stood up in the spa and finished by splooging all over her waiting lips and face.

by Val Paraiso May 6, 2006

Hate-Spooging

The act of ejaculating on someone's face in malice, usually when they are unconscious, to shame them forever.

Mike had been an ass all week, so I got back at him by hate-spooging all over his face while he was sleeping.

by Frustrated Worker December 23, 2010