Sploink

Something that is extremely sploinky and silly.

That chaton is the sploinkiest thing I've seen to date.

by theuniversalbombuster May 14, 2024

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

a beautiful trans man that happens to be hairy

Person 1: oh shit look at that sploink hes really hot
Person 2: did you just make that up

by uziballitcher May 27, 2025