Sploaner

A made-up word that Ben uses sometimes as an adjective

"Man, that guy is such a sploaner."

by JoeyWhoLikesPancakes March 17, 2013

Splotter

When you get sperm all over your face and have someone lick it clean off.

Man, I was having sex with my boyfriend last nite and totally got cum all over my face then my girlfriend licked it off, orgasmic, what a splotter

by asian inductee June 6, 2010

Splooter

An exceptionaly wide vagina.

Gertha attempted to insert the tampon into her Splooter but it constantly fell out

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Saggy Splooter

Saggy Splooter, when the outer labia is in constant contact with the anus. The urethral opening is always visible.

Ryan met his demise upon entering Cheryl's Saggy Splooter

by ColMoleman May 4, 2020

Splooter

One who sploots objects (such as soap or marbles).

"In competitions Rod was always the best splooter"

by Liam April 10, 2007

Splootered

Similar to splattered but with more gumption. It is a more explosive form of splattering.

The birthday girl was splootered with some brightly colored paint, which turned her plain white T-shirt into an epic rendition of the new trend of splootering art.

by The most awesome July 6, 2011

Splatercrap

A word used by Splat Man, which means Crap in american.

Varoooooooom... Splatercrap!?!?!?

by A Comic Book Character September 14, 2003