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split

can mean to escape quickly, or a term for describing a dirty slut. (reffering to her twat)
"oh shit, cops, we better split" or "damn that bitch is split"
by phil margera May 4, 2003
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split

(n) meaning a period of time, usually short in duration. Derived from the phrase "split second."
"Hey, man, come chill for a split!"
"Hold on, I'll be back in a split."
by Olodumandmj July 14, 2009
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split

If you start fuckin with me I'll split u nigga
by John Tellini loves men April 19, 2006
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The Splits

Wanking to the point of self harm.

When one has wanked ones self to the point where the foreskin tears/splits in one, or several locations not unlike lips splitting in cold weather. Continuing to wank in the face this affliction can lead to further splits as well as a slight sting when urine or seamen makes contact with said wound.

Often appears unwelcome and unannounced and is only cured through a period of abstinence.
To wank, perphance to cum...oh wait i've got the splits.
by The Finishers January 11, 2009
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the splits

A sexual position to be done by very skilled gymnasts/acrobats only. The girl stands on her head and spreads her legs open to do the splits, while the guy stands and puts his dick in her.
Milly and Jack did the splits last night at the bar.
by Chaotic Good Half Elf Mage January 31, 2012
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Split

A city of southwest Croatia on the Dalmatian coast of the Adriatic Sea. Founded as a Roman colony, it later grew around a palace built by Diocletian in the early fourth century A.D. Population: 200,459
by Drazen April 25, 2004
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a split

A Half A Million Off Drug Money
500,000
I Heard Tony Made A Split Off Cocaine Just Last Month.
by King Aaku May 19, 2015
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