Dick split

When u do a split so far down u crush your dick or jump over something and land on your dick

Dude I did a dick split yesterday

by Gatoraids21 February 28, 2018

Dick Split

When a female takes a tampon from her purse and shoves in to a males bonner constintly until the bonner splits and starts bleeding

I just gave my boyfriend a dick split

by IHaveThePower June 1, 2011

Split The Dick

A term made by weirdos meaning "share the food"

Friend: "Split the dick"
Me: "Bitch I am not sharing my food with you"

by Soulful_Gingee March 11, 2016

dick and split

When you're gonna break up with your boyfriend but gotta get one last fuck outta him.

"Did you hear about what Heather did to Kyle?"
"Yeah she got the dick and split."

by Z3r0_CA July 4, 2017

Splint Dick

A splint dick occurs when someone can't get an erection on their own and attempts to fool the girl into thinking they're hard by tying two Popsicle sticks to either side of their penis like a splint

Robert ate too much spaghetti and couldnt get a boner, but still fooled Linda with his splint dick

by Stein Man May 4, 2008

Splint Dick

1. A complete moron
2. Sexual Incompetence

1. You're such a Splint Dick, I can't believe you fucked up you leg again.
2. "You're such a Splint Dick."

"Why am I a Splint Dick?"

"This is the fourth time you couldn't get it up...pathetic."

by Mediocrity's Muse October 7, 2010

Spit Dick

When a female or male spits on their hand or the others penis. Then when this spit dries up it smells so fucking disgusting, this is spit dick.

Macy- 'I was giving him a blowjob and he had the worst spit dick!'

by lolxDgurl October 5, 2016