Splasholocation

What one uses to pee in a half-sleepy state turning on the bright bathroom lights only burns your eyes so you piss by sound. Never miss.

Blind Peter urinated by splasholocation so he wouldn't miss.

by Reddit March 29, 2009

splashback

A sort of toilet tsunami. Dropping a turd from a height which hits the water, causing a tidalw wave up the pan which in turn sploshes the water over your arsecrack..

Its bad when it happens in your own toilet - Its worse when it happens in a public one.

Above explains it all.

by wayne March 24, 2005

Splashy

Splashy means sexy and refreshing, appealing to the eyes, something that can wake you up like cold water to the face!

Girl I see splashy all over your body.
-or-
Your style is splashy.

by Melly Pinky Star May 13, 2005

Splashback

The water that goes up your ass when you launch a turd down into the toilet bowl.

John: Hey!
Sam: Hi!
John: You know what's a million times worse than having no toilet paper?
Sam: What?
John: SPLASHBACK!

by Splashback. September 17, 2010

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

splashy

When someone dresses nice. Fresh with madd swag!!!

"yo staxx is fresh"
"ye he dresses splashy styll"

by Harlem Staxx March 10, 2009

Splashberry

Originally the name of a drink at Ihop containing Sprite/7up and fruit syrup, changed to mean a turd that, when it hits the water in a toilet bowl, splashes water up onto your butt hole.

"Dude, I just dropped a Splashberry"
"Aww man... I hate those"

by Odhrain February 15, 2010