Splank Wash

When you want to call someone a wanksplash but the in-laws are over

Bro you're such a wankspla... shit the In-laws are over *cough cough*. Bro you're such a Splank Wash

by Swannyy August 1, 2020

splank job

Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.

Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.

by Father Kane December 24, 2020

splank fiesta

a party in which a group of people gather up together, eat very spicy foods and start shitting blood on each other. very messy and disgusting. most people that like to do it are TURKS AND AZERIS

the TURK AND AZERI went to the bathroom and started to splank shit and blood.

by ARMENIANS WILL FUCK UP THE TURKS AND AZERIS November 15, 2004

Hillary Splank

A sadomasochistic act in which a woman delivers a mean left hook to the jaw of her lesbian lover after receiving oral sex.

Friend: Girrrrrrl, what happened to YOU?!
Lesbian with bruised face: My girlfriend Hillary Splanked me!

by chempunx December 9, 2008

Spank the Deener

Another euphemism for masturbation, typically use for those who are less endowed than others.

Jack had no dates this weekend so he just stayed home and spank the deener

by Foxdvd March 21, 2015

Twat Spanking

The act of the ball sack smacking the vagina during sex.

Honey, I so horny today. You better prepare yourself for some good twat spanking.

by Yeti78 September 3, 2013

Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016