spinster

Old unmarried woman. Not necessarily a virgin.

Khold's mother.

by DM January 9, 2004

spinster

a woman who is not married, especially a woman who is no longer young and seems unlikely ever to marry.
Note* A woman who never enters marriage contract is so smart.

"Spinster means a woman who can stand independently and doesn't need a man for her life"

by Ebonii March 14, 2008

spinster

A woman who kept on believing in fairytale-like love stories for too long.

my ( spinster ) chemistry teacher

by aeredna November 15, 2009

spinster

Spinster is an attractive lady who can spin dreams of her own, have the freedom to make them true, and when this happens men often spin around her for marriage proposals. Now it depends entirely on her to accept or reject proposals. Married ladies often envy spinsters.

I am a spinster, I can spin as I like; not a married lady who has marred her life!

by koolcharm October 18, 2015

spinster

(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly

The gym was largely populated by spinsters.

by salmonsunglasses July 17, 2011

spinster

A word men used to offend a woman who isn't married or doesn't have children. But now we're reclaiming the word: a girl who doesn't change herself for a guy or a woman who doesn't define herself by a guy.

"She's so cool! she has the spinster vibe y'know?"

by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

spinster

A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.

Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard

by 123philihp321 September 29, 2006