Spinster 

A woman once she hits the big 3-0 & is still single...never been married, no kids. Usually blames her career for the fact that no guy wants her.

yeah, she's a spinster. She couldn't even get a man to marry her in her 20's, so good luck now!

Spinster by JustinK80 April 15, 2011

spinster 

(n.) He-who-must-attend-spinning-class-regularly

The gym was largely populated by spinsters.

spinster by salmonsunglasses July 17, 2011

Spinster 

1. A first name, as in cougar who likes to eyeball younger men.
2. Anyone with the name "Audrey"
3. An old woman with crust who will soon collect the cats.
4. A woman whose ovaries are becoming dehydrated and may soon fall out.

"Spinster is on the prowl again....I saw her in the middle school parking lot last night"

Spinster by cha cha cougar November 4, 2009

spinster 

A word men used to offend a woman who isn't married or doesn't have children. But now we're reclaiming the word: a girl who doesn't change herself for a guy or a woman who doesn't define herself by a guy.

"She's so cool! she has the spinster vibe y'know?"

spinster by walkingfeministdictionary June 5, 2022

Spinster 

A woman who is old and not married. They are usually crazy and are just more proof that women NEED us men.

Note: When men are old and not married it's stylish

The Trunchbull from Roald Dahl's Matilda.

Joan Rivers.

Abe Einhorn

Spinster by Dude March 2, 2005

spinster 

A gangster who rides on spinners, rims that rotate continously, even if the actual wheel is not turning. It is a portmanteau of the words 'spinners' and 'gangster'.

Joke

Me: whatchu you call a gangster who pimps his ride with them spinners?

Person: think....I don't know, tell me.

Me: A Spinster! Hah; funny, eh?

Person: Damn, that was the lamest joke I've ever heard

spinster by 123philihp321 September 29, 2006

spinster 

A female who values her female relationships as much as her male ones, doesn't alter who she is, what she believes in, or what she wants to make a boy's life easier, and not worrying that boys will find her unattractive if she speaks what's is on her mind

A spinster can have sexual relationships as long as they still follow the spinster rules

Boy: "I don't like the way you dress, you would look so much better if you wore dresses like other girls"
Girl: "Well, I like my jeans and I'm not changing myself to impress you"
Boy: "Stop it and just agree with me like other girls do!"
Girl: "Well that's my opinion and I'm not changing it just because you don't agree. It's called being a spinster"

spinster by Feminist#1 March 4, 2017