spilt milk

a situation beyond preventative measure; beyond control. "don't cry over spilt milk"

janet saw her man with another woman, delegated it spilt milk, and promptly hit on his best friend.

by natalie May 27, 2004

spilt milk

When you plan to shoot your cum on a chick and instead it goes on the bed, floor, sink, etc.

Guy:I'm sorry about the spilt mily baby.
Girl: Damnit i wanted it in my mouth!

by Lonestar May 26, 2004

spilt milk

originated in the 1930s. another way of saying "i ejaculated" or "gizzed."

boy: i spilt milk on your daughter
mother: did you clean it up?
boy: she did with her tongue.
mother: ...ok then.
boy: she loved it.

by chris May 29, 2004

spilt milk

what u should cry over.

nothing else is worth crying about

by urmomshott August 21, 2004

spilt milk

The name for cum on a girls face.The white man lotion on her looks like spilt milk.

"This chick was givin me a blow job and it looked like spilt milk when i came on her face"

by Kaz Moses May 26, 2004

spilt milk

Some unimportant problem, as in the pharse "don't cry over split milk".

It's just split milk.

by Hysterical Woman May 31, 2004

spilt milk

1)
A woman who is aging badly. Her body is turning droopy and wrinkled. Her body is starting to curdle, making cottage cheese out of her ass.

2)
Badly aging Female

3)
Complete opposite of a cougar / milf

4)
Also, known as spilt

Pete : "Bitch, your spilt milk!" "Your ass is so curdled, I could serve it up ass cottage cheese."

Random Skank: "Your an asshole!"

Karl : "Dude, what the fuck is your deal?"

Pete : "Dude, I'm saving you from this spilt milk ass bitch." "Now you won't have to give her the fishboot later!"

by Cheese4green September 20, 2011