Spider-Man

His real name is Peter Parker. He became the hero he is today to avenge his uncle's death.

Hey Jeremy. Remember how we used to beat the crap out of that Parker kid back in high school. Those were the days. Now we can't even touch him or else he'll go Spiderman on our asses.

by Flash Thompson August 25, 2003

Spider-Man

a gentleman who was bit by a spider and now he can shoot webs out of his penis.

spider-man has webbed semen

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Spider-Man

(Verb) When one sex partner spooges into his palm and quickly lobs it at the other. Alternately, no sex partner is needed, just jizz and fling.

Rude prisoner: Gave that sucka guard a spider-man.

Randy-at-the-last: Unng unnh ahhh oohh! Here baby, catch! Hehehheh. Spider-man!

by Waer December 22, 2005

Spider-Man

A perfect superhero that would be ashamed of all the sexual definitions of his name. Also he doesn’t feel so good in infinity war.

Spider-man would be disappointed in all of the sexual web slingers.

by Flame21 May 5, 2019

Spider-Man

The best superhero ever.

I wish I am Spider-Man

by word.org May 19, 2020

Spider-Man

Bryce. Just Bryce.

Bryce. Bryce is Spider-Man. Bryce.

by Asian Rady February 18, 2019

Spider-Man

Spider-Man (acted by Tom Holland) is a character created by Marvel, so that the beaches get more sand.

*at the beach* I love all this white Spider-Man!

by Santo Ananás September 25, 2018