spiast

A person with a very rare kind of translocation trisomy.
Has the developmental stage of a child and a penchant for masturbation.
Apart from that a nice fellow.

Man: "Hi thar!"
Spiast: "Blergh." *fondles himself*
Man: "Nice noodle, spiast!"

by Anita Sammich March 18, 2007

Spissrun

The act of committing mass genocide on domestic animals in a video game of any kind. (ex. minecraft)

Bro I can't mine, I gotta spissrun or we're gonna starve soon

by iRize1337 May 26, 2021

Spass

Is the when sperm inside a womens anus comes back out with associated wind. Usually has a brown tinge.

Tracy squirted spass in my face

by b19ledders August 25, 2010

Spassky Bishop Block

A public urination concealment technique in which a male hides his penis between his hand and a tree or other object so nobody sees his ding-dong. Its name comes from an episode of Saved by the Bell.

Amy tried to scope my dick when I took a piss out back but I hid it with the Spassky Bishop Block.

by LazerPhazer June 15, 2010

Spiess

King of kings. Has the power to defeat all. Will only be defeated once he has taken the enemy with him.

The Spiess kingdom will rule all lands

by German Theology February 4, 2010

spassmonkey

spass (german for "fun")
monkey (english for "monkey")

spassmonkey is a well-known web celebrity who can often found swinging around the web, eating bananas.

he is also the spiritual leader of 'the children of hanuman' monkey cult.

hey, it's spassmonkey! that little critter is kinda crazy.

by jimbob April 23, 2004

Spass

When someone ask you smash or pass and you don't know which one you want to choose so you say “spass”

Girl: “smash or pass”
Guy: “ uh um... ima have to say spass”

by Ya boi hunter December 24, 2019