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sperging

To rant with great anger or intensity about pointless minutiae, as someone with an asperger's-related fixation is prone to do.
"Asperger's Disorder Dave held the class hostage with three hours of sperging about his favorite topic: steel guitar tuning and maintinence."
by zerodemocracy October 16, 2007
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Sperging out

When someone goes on a long, in-depth, overly elaborate explanation long after everyone already gets the point, but will not fucking end. You get the point, but the person continues to explain their point, and often times stutters and stammers whilst doing so.

The explanation often times has to be cut off, or tails off if they realize that no one is listening to them any longer.
The definition above this is an example of "sperging out."
by slyscafe September 29, 2010
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Sherming out

When one of your friends is too scared to go along with the simplest of things because they believe that they're going to get caught or get in trouble. It is believed to have originated from the Roman times when a gladiator called Shermwood wanted to back out of a fight to the death so the upset masses, who wanted to see a bloodbath, started calling anything similar to that as 'Sherming out'.
Billy: Hey Charlie, wanna go do some weed?
Charlie: But what if my Mum catches us? She thinks I'm an epic dude.
Billy: Are you just sherming out again?
Charlie: *Cries and runs off*
by MoleyPete123 May 13, 2013
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Spermiage

English version of the Polish word "spermiarz"

It's basically a simp, who only perceives others as someone attractive/future partner.
First they see (spermiage can be of any gender) is the looks of others.
*watching a reality show*
-- Wow, look at her/him, she's/he's so attractive.
-- Holy fuck, dude, can you focus at the show and not at the looks of others? You're such a spermiage.
by Maciasz November 28, 2020
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Sperminator

A man who fathers several childern with several different baby mamas and takes care of none of his offspring. The master of "hit it and quit it." His powerful sperm leaves a trail of destruction, unpaid child support, and fatherless children in its wake. Beware the sperminator... woe to unfertilized eggs in his path!
My ex is a total sperminator! he has 5 kids by 3 different women!
by amylou5276 June 25, 2010
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Sperminator

Oops... maybe you were looking for Arnold Schwarzenegger

A man who impregnates a woman other than his wife and proceeds to hide this fact for years.
by A1988 June 12, 2011
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spermin

a famously massive penis found on several beaches in Southern California; created by several beautiful men
Damn! I just saw a spermin in San Clemente! It almost made me cum!
by Johnnyremmell October 5, 2018
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