Spermeate

To cause sperm or seminal fluid to spread or flow throughout; pervade

At first sight of Lady Rodenza, a dark stain spermeated the crotch of Don Diaz's pants, causing him utmost embarassment.

by Eric H. April 10, 2005

Spermcake

Spermcake, sperm-cake:
1) The accumulation of cock juice in ones belly button that is the devoured by the partner in question.
2) The puddle of sperm mudd that is consumed from the anal oriface.
3) A second term for muffin butter.
4) The frosting of the vagina by jizz.

1) Can I eat your "spermcake".
2) Finish your "spermcake" dear or you won't get sloppie seconds!

by NickName4U May 2, 2006

spermware

When your computer is slow as fuck from all the viruses and spyware you get from porn and jerking off around and on your computer, you get spermware.

IT: How can i help you sir?
You: Oh my computer is really slow, I don't know whats wrong with it
IT: From just looking at your bowers history I think your computer has spermware! Yep no doubt about it.

by AntiDevil23 June 21, 2016

Spermfire

Firing sperm as if your penis is a gun/weapon.

That slut got rained on by spermfire.

by tee8yourR March 24, 2011

Sperm Face

The kind of face that when you see it you just want to jizz on it.

Guy 1: Jesus Christ did you see her face? I just want to jizz on it.
Guy 2: Yeah she has such a sperm face.

by HarryPitt February 24, 2011

spermiate

what a gay boy has for supper.
or to infiltrate an orifice with goo.

stevie sure did enjoy that spermiate last night.
lola was amazed at joe's ability to spermiate.

by John P Ursel February 15, 2008

Spermfuck

The rash you get when you have dived/ spearfished all day in coral spawn

I had a sicky on Thursday man but my spermfuck face gave me away

by Diverdick March 11, 2015