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spatulating

A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
"Stop spatulating in the hallway!"
by Lor Lor July 28, 2008
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spatulating

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 2, 2005
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spatulence

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."

"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010
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Spatulent

sorry guys, I'm kinda spatulent at the moment...
by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011
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Spatulate

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
by Panzermensch May 13, 2005
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spatulating sean

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object
Man, what are you gonna do about him?
Im spatulating sean!!!
by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009
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Spatulate

To wield a spatula with gusto and aplomb.
"I'd be happy to make some fried potatoes for you. Allow me to spatulate."
by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017
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