A general word used for when one sees an attractive person and proceeds to make noice or make physical movements
by Lor Lor July 28, 2008

1. a bitch so nasty you should hit her with a spatula.
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
2. doing something so dumb that it deserves gettin hit with a spatula
1.that bitch that just walked by was one stank ho, she was deffinatly spatulating.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
2.agentblue just said the most spatulating comment ever.
by casey January 2, 2005

Flatulence that results in sudden spatula-shaped excretions.
"Who needs to buy a spatula? I'll just give'em a bad case of spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
"Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I have severe, severe, severe spatulence."
by Wong's Dongs February 15, 2010

by Coocoomunga August 7, 2011

To be beaten Severely by a beaver tail....this originates from the similarity between a beaver tail and a spatula...and must be used at every opportunity
"Your about to get spatulated"
by Panzermensch May 13, 2005

An act where a sean is beaten almost to death by an asian, preferably an asian named matthew or susan, with a spatula, or any other household object
by MATTHEWSER August 11, 2009

by Pooperdiaper October 2, 2017
