Spatula

A straight woman who either decides to attempt to "flip" a gay man straight or the last woman to date a gay man before he comes out.

Becky met Scott in a gay bar. She is such a spatula!

by HelenTheRaccoon May 28, 2014

Spatula

1)Utensil used to serve, scrape and scoop.
2)The best word ever!
3)Band fronted by Etta Langer. Supremely amazing and spontaneous!

1)Hey! Use a frickin spatula to flip those pancakes!
2)Spatula is the best word ever!
3)Let's go hear that rad band Spatula! What you've never heard of them? SPATULA IS HUGE!

by Natalie Neuberger April 16, 2005

Spatula

When a homosexual person manages to date a straight person, and the former heterosexual now identifies as gay.

Ben is a spatula- all of his ex boyfriends were straight, until he came along. Even his current boyfriend is a pancake .

by Nopenopenope November 7, 2013

Spatula

Verb: When someone, or a group of people attempt to high five another, due to them also appreciating the awesomeness of spatulas. (Trying to get someone to accept a high five, because spatulas are awesome.) Esp. to someone who you do not know.

We should go spatulaing in the store tomorrow!

by The spatula man! January 4, 2013

spatula

An innocent-looking kitchen utensil commonly used to flip burgers which is actually part of an evil cult known as Spatualism. Spatulas are also in league with cats and spatuals, which are spatulas with eyes. The Catula is said to be the leader of the cats and spatulas. Fortunately, one can protect oneself against this menace by donning SXIPPG (Sporus Xylogenous Inhibitor Precautionary Protection Getup) gear, which consists of a frying pan/bowl/Santa hat as headwear, an empty bin bag for body protection, sunglasses and oven gloves. It is thought that cat-spatula information exchange is initiated by the cat rubbing its head against the spatula.

Warn all of your friends about the spatula menace.

by Wormy December 22, 2003

spatula

The female equivalent of a male erection,
aka a chick boner.

Damn that guy was so fly, I think I just got a spatula...

by Martha Mae Whoviae January 7, 2008

spatula

A word used to close a meeting. Fin.
The declaration of Spatula is usually followed by a round of nonsense words as members are getting up to leave.
Once Spatula has been declared and answered the meeting has ended and no further business is permitted to proceed. Spatula must always be presented in the form of a question, and must be answered with an affirmation by "Spatula", or silence.

See also Pancake.

President: "Is there any other business?"

Club Member: "Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

toaster.
frog.
butter.

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President: "I declared Spatula?"

Club: "Spatula."

by GregLake June 2, 2007