Shank spanking

Male masturbation

Little Dougie was shank spanking to the porn!

by I, Wreckerrr October 22, 2016

Sharkian

A religion made by the one and only Fijiiwater. It is the number one and sexiest religion out there.

Whoa, did you see those shark worshipers?
Yes I've heard they are Sharkian.

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

Sharkian

A religion made by Fijiiwater to worship the best animal ever, sharks.

What are those people doing?
I don't know but they call themselves Sharkian

by Marqiio June 19, 2021

A Spark Sequence

A Spark Sequence is a mathematical sequential relationship defined using variables k, r, a, p and s.

Bravan: What is this sequence?
Brendan: That's ASS!
Bravan: I'm going to beat yo ass
Brian: It's a Spark Sequence!
I TOAD YO ASS BROOME GANG

by kneegero October 30, 2019

sparklative

The way tipsy Jan, a guitarist from the band Joker Out, says sparkly in their Welcome to the Backstage - UK Tour vlog

Why this has been so has beeven sparkling? Sparklive? Sparklative? Why is this so sparklative? Is there has been a reason why this is so sparkling? Why has this has beeven sparkling? Has why this been so sparkling, Nace? Why have has beeven this sparkling?
- Jan Peteh

by jobabyboo August 17, 2023

Spanking the other monkey

To stimulate another sexually by a spanking motion on erogenous, sexual zones.

I got them hot by spanking the other monkey!

by I, Wreckerrr November 6, 2016

Texas Sparkle

When an unhygienic stripper queefs and a puff of sparkles, mixed with semen from a previous sexual partner, splats on the floor while she is performing oral sex on a patron. The sparkle effect is due to toxic "sparkle" buildup due to the excessive use of body glitter or "Vagazzling".

Dude 1: "Wow... looks like a cat ate a Christmas ornament and puked on the carpet."

Dude 2: "Nah, Johnny got a blowjob a few minutes ago and the stripper left him a Texas Sparkle."

by KillerChimp November 4, 2011