cock shandy

It's when you wank with orange and lemon juice on your penis

I got a cock shandy last night

by Knobhead 123456789 February 4, 2017

Sandy-votes

Sandy-votes

A vote FOR anyone NOT deserving it during the election post hurricane Sandy. Gained by politicians stepping into the spotlight, making promises and playing on the emotions of victims, aka voters, using the disaster for their own benefit.

The polling booths will see a lot of Sandy-votes in 2012.

by jpg3 November 3, 2012

son of a spanky

a phrase used when you’re very angry/pissed off.

Lisa: “son of a spanky! ethan! clean your room!”

by famousdol December 2, 2017

Sandy Sucker

When you pour water on your dick, sugar coat it, and then get dome.

-"Did you hear about what move he pulled the other day?"
"Na what did he do?"
-"I herd he gave his bitch a Sandy Sucker"

by Tender Bender January 21, 2013

Spanky Doodle Handy

Your girl friend is passed out on the couch. Use her hand to jerk off. As a male you typically think about clean up. Keep jerking off and finish in her hand. Here is where you decide to either clean it up or grab a feather (Yankee Doodle) and tickle her nose so she splats your spunk on her face.

Today was laundry day, not only was I down to my last pair of socks but my girlfriend drank my last beer and is now passed out on the couch. Still mad my girl drank the last beer and reluctant to waste my last sock for clean up, I finished my tug in her had and gave her the Spanky Doodle Handy. Best believe she will wake up with more than sleepies in her eyes.

by Scubaubatch February 11, 2018

spanky dolittle

unemployed adult male that has little more to do in a day other than masturbate.

Alvin is such a spanky dolittle, he's lucky he has rich parents!

by sandspit September 24, 2007

Sandy Hand

When an older man puts one hand on a younger male's knee and slowly slides the hand up toward the groin region over a span of at least 5 minutes, usually making the younger male very uncomfortable. Named after the infamous former Penn State assistant Jerry Sandusky.

Did you see coach last night?

Yeah, he was definitely giving John the Sandy Hand on the bus ride home from the game last night.

by Shitshow Honey Badger January 24, 2012