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Spanaway Skank

A fallacious woman, a woman who walks bowlegged because she has been railed more times than Amtrak, a woman who wears tops that are too tight in the order to accentuate her breasts because she thinks that is an attribute that attracts every man in Methlahem (Spanaway) but inadvertently creates a muffin top, a woman whose teeth look like that of a broken cheese grater or broken farm tiller, a woman who pays for her drinks with fellatio, or to pay her bills. Also, see fire crotch, or Roundabout Robin. Marital status is of no consequence, if you want to get your dick wet and chlamydia at the same time you can find her at the Roy Y. Note: having sex with her will be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Hey ladies, watch your men. The Spanaway Skank is here!
by Licketyclit February 10, 2015
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swanananani

1. let's do it
2. let's have sex
3. let's f***
"Hey girl, swanananani."
by Chevy Tony January 16, 2008
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snanana

When you buy yourself a simply delightful banana for your measly 20 second break at your grossly underpaid job, and open it to find a snake in place of a banana! This needs to be defined so that nobody shares the same experience that I just had... (Also applies to when there is a snake eating the banana; both a snake and a banana; even when you thought something was a banana and it was really a snake - or vice versa).

Originated from when I found a snake in my banana. As in the fruit, not anything else.
Peeled back the rancid brownish skin - OH SNAP, IT'S A SNANANA!

I thought I bought a snake at the pet shop, turns out it was a banana. It should be called a "snanana"!
by orange lemur April 27, 2014
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Gaggle Frick Shananagins

A sticky situation you cant get out of!

A full day filled with shit!
When you meet up with your blind date and the first thing he or she does is stick their tongue down your throat!

"well that date was a Gaggle Frick Shananagins!"
by Nicholas.palmer7 September 25, 2011
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Shananagans

You are always getting into so dam many shananagans, when will you learn?
by donnieB911 January 6, 2011
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Spanalanche

A load of Spanish chavs running towards you with their pathetic hair styles and "bum bags"..! They normally run for English people, or just small people.
"Look Olivia it's a spanalanche..!! RUN..!!!"
by Unika March 10, 2008
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Spanaway

The wanna be Compton of Washington sometimes reffered to as "S Town" or "Spazwaynia." Proud to have held the record for the second largest meth area on the west coast, we currently are working on a new award for how many different languages does a teacher have to know to communicate with their class. Don't egg houses in Spanaway because you will get shot. Also known for the most parties to end in gun fire in a year.
Hey lets go to a party in Spanaway, I'm packing heat!

"Are you from Spanaway?" "Sorry, I don't speak English."
by Bubba T October 15, 2008
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