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Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after
Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night
by ImApersononline September 24, 2022
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spagetti head

Some one of Italion decent
Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.
by Eric simdiddy January 5, 2007
mugGet the spagetti headmug.

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.
I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.
by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009
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Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.
Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.
by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017
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Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus
by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011
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Spagetti

The new word for muscle because who really knows how to spell muscles or muscular system. The much easier spelling makes anatomy easier.
Person 1- it looks like you don't got much spagetti
Person 2- well I haven't been working out recently 😔
by Justmaddy4 April 22, 2020
mugGet the Spagettimug.

spagetti

for morons like you who don't know how to spell spagetti FUCK i meant spaghetti
i have some spagetti it's not spelled like that you goddamn neanderthal
by I REQUIRE SUSTENANCE September 14, 2022
mugGet the spagettimug.

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