Spagetti Jousting

Having sex with a woman while she is oozing period blood.

My woman didn't want to have sex because she was on her period, but I didn't mind alittle spagetti jousting, so I stuck it in anyways.

by Brandonsdeal October 20, 2006

spagetti bender

An Italian/Italian American homosexual.

Watch out for your cornhole,theres mad spagetti benders in New York.

by Donny Jeffco October 20, 2006

spagetti head

Some one of Italion decent

Damn spagetti heads think they run shit.

by Eric simdiddy January 5, 2007

spagetti brain

So tired your mind is slow prone to mental mistakes.

I'm so spagetti brain that I forgot to ask for a straw for my drink.

by Sleebookeytoteedumboo November 27, 2009

Spagetti Worm

When a male sticks his long skinny hairless penis up a female's anus

i used my spagetti worm last night

by theguywholovessex April 2, 2011

Cooked Spagetti Noodle

The act of busting a nut in a condom after banging a chick then taking the condom off with the nut juice still inside, tying the condom in a knot then throwing it at a wall to see if it sticks like a spagetti noodle.

Yo bro last night after banged this hot chick I did a cooked spagetti noodle.

by Shortay Chicken December 21, 2017

Regretti Spagetti

When you cook food and regret it instantly after

Bob: Man I had some Regretti Spagetti last night

by ImApersononline September 24, 2022