Space monkey is a term used for the sudden rush after smoking a huge rip. Often times it feels as if the person enduring the space monkey is going to pass out or puke.
by mama_k October 26, 2018
- Did you hear about the USSR's secret plan to mate humans with monkies for a super human, monkey army?
- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?
- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!
- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.
We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.
What did they do with it?
They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.
What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?
All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.
I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.
What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?
They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.
Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.
You mean space age monkies right?
Yeah.
- I thought the Americans or maybe Hitler's scientists beat them to it?
- No, they just brainwashed their civilians to fight their wars.
- Right, no need for making monkies, they already had tons!
- But, yeah, sounds like some monkey business.
- Sounds dumb to me.
- So if a Russian goes up a in rocket, is that a space monkey?
- Yup.
We gave all those humans with low intelligence some alien-grade technology,
to enhance their brains and their intelligence.
What did they do with it?
They put a Monkey in space.
They nuked each other a bit.
And
They started brain control programs against their citizens.
What happened when you gave regular people advanced, alien-grade technology?
All hell broke loose when we gave those Monkies space-age technology.
I think we would have been better off with a bunch of Monkies in space.
What did they do with the electromagnetic mind altering, alien technology?
They used it to torture their fellow low intelligence monkies.
Guess we'll just need to learn how to live with these new age space monkies.
You mean space age monkies right?
Yeah.
by monkey_in_space April 13, 2021
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by flyatheart February 12, 2008
Someone who is impossable to communicate with when they are under the influence (Taken from the chimpanzees used in the early days of teh space program who were impossable to communicate with when they were in orbit).
by unidyne July 25, 2004
a monkey from outer space. they smell of asparagus, wear large earmuffs, are fluent in spanish and can sing and dance "god save the queen" on top of a soup can without falling over more than four times.
by Linse February 23, 2003