Space Monkey

Someone so into New Age ideas, psychedelics, or other alternative thought system that he or she becomes out of touch with reality. Also called Space Case.
Roommate: Are you even paying attention to me? You need to pay your share of the electric bill, NOW.
Space Monkey: Have you ever asked yourself, does the electric bill even exist, or is it all in our minds? What is a bill made of? If the bill could sing, what would be its song?
Roommate: Dude, that's it, I'm kicking you out, you flippin' space monkey.
by Christine Breese April 14, 2008
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Space Monkey

A man dressed in a small, figure hugging dress and, hopefully, a monkey hat who was employed to start the skanking and/or moshing at expectations:low's early gigs.
Although the term originated here(in this particular useage), it is now used for many dancers employed by ska bands.
by Jimmy McMonkey December 11, 2003
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Space Monkey

One who has adorned themselves in clothing and/or accessories to the point where their personal qualities are overshadowed by material items.
Salesperson: How about the baby blue-tinted sunglasses with diamond studs and perhaps this nice fedora.
Customer: Dammmnn, man! I'm not tryin a' look like a space monkey.
by Triverson May 26, 2008
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Space Monkey

An emo kid that refuses to do anything or pay attention to reality; always has a blank stare on his or her face; everything is in slow motion.

see pterodactyl or porch monkey
Oh man that kid is such a space monkey!

I ran into him and he just stared at me like a complete space monkey.
by Rob Bob May 22, 2008
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Space monkey

Consider the first monkeys shot into space. Without pain, without sacrifice, we are nothing.
You look like a monkey ready to be shot into space
by The G November 28, 2003
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Space monkey

A song by Placebo, track 4 on the album "Meds."
Space monkey in the place to be...

We're sewn together
She's born to mesmer
Beside, astride her
I'd die inside her
It's far too sacred
Don't ever fake it
And don't
Don't
Don't let me down
Like you let me down before
by subxavier May 13, 2006
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