boris the soviet love hammer

Boris the Soviet Love Hammer is weapon that crushes pussy with the combined wrath of Lenin, Marx, and Stalin as it beats Communism into the souls of the masses.

The real reason the Soivet Union won on WWII was because Stalin straight up fucked Hitler up the ass with Boris the Soviet Love Hammer.

by Mohammed's Yiddiskeit December 16, 2014

soviet russia

A place where the opposite of the norm happens. As shown in the example, instead you driving the car...

In Soviet Russia, car drives you!

by IanTheLUEser December 14, 2003

Solette

This word is french in origin. It translates to little sun. "Little Sol."

The day would be gloomy without solette.

by Nettz February 3, 2010

Soviet Onion

The place where humans get chopped, and onions cry when they do it.

In the Soviet Onion, onions chop you

by LMgamer36 October 5, 2020

Soviet boobs

1. Soviet boobs is the phenomenon when a girls breasts have been slapped so much they turned red.
2. Soviet boobs can also mean that the boobies in question are public property. Abolish private property!

1. Joel! How could you do this to Marie?! You turned her boobs into Soviet boobs >:(
2. Slettenkameel has soviet boobs, everyone is allowed to touch them, she's cool with anything you do with them really.

by Zromelussy dealership February 14, 2022

In Soviet Russia

Jokes invented by Yakov Smirnoff, involving the comparisons of things in the United States and the Soviet Union.

"In America, you drive car. In Soviet Russia, car drives you!"

"In America, you go to parties. In Soviet Russia, party goes to you!"

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"

"In America, you define dictionary. In Soviet Russia, dictionary defines you!"

"In America, you shoot gun. In Soviet Russia, gun shoots you!"

by Dave July 13, 2004

Soviet Milkshake

When a male ejaculates all over his sexual partners glasses.

"Bro I roped so hard on her glasses, she couldn't even see, it was a Soviet Milkshake"

by Bigbewwie69 December 28, 2020