southport middle

hell. that’s a word that sums it up. if you think your school is bad, well you damn lucky you don’t go to sopo. you walk in and the first thing you see are roaches, snakes, clowns and a whole bunch of other shii. (i’m talkin bout the girls) the boys are just as annoying to tho. the teachers here to are lame asf and the food nasty ash. you probably gonna see some vsco girls to and they the ones who are really annoying. a lot of the girls be doing tiktok dances which no one fuckin cares bout their lil tiktoks. in general, sopo is cringey asf and you don’t wanna come her. periodt

southport middle is like hell. i get driven there every day in a big yellow stoopid bus.

by danielle cohn 🤡 October 16, 2019

Southport Nc

Southport is a small town on the coast of North Carolina populated by pregnant teens, rednecks, retired old people who spend 90% of their time complaining, feminists, emo's, the occasional weeaboo, girls who actually enjoy "Simply Southern" apparel, and more rednecks. If you plan on taking a vacation here, you could invest your time eating at one of the two San filepe's(because one isn't enough for a really small town), watch a movie at Surf Cinema (hope you like the sounds of coughing because that's all your going to hear during your movie), or maybe head downtown and look at the scenery (which actually isn't terrible whenever you're not being attacked by seagulls).

Despite all the negativity, some of the people here are cool and it's an alright place to live

Person 1-"So where do you live?"

Person 2-"Southport NC"

Person 1-"Disgusting, go live in a better place like Wilmington or something"

by Big boi 69 April 1, 2017

Southport, NC

A sleepy little town in North Carolina. Everything closes at nine every evening- except the Port City Java, which closes at eight at the latest. DAMN THEM.

Billy: Hey, I'm going to Southport, NC for a vacation!
Joey: Why, what's there?
Billy: Peace and quiet. I am going to take a lot of naps.
Joey: You picked the right place to go.

by amandafesto August 10, 2009

Southport, NC

A small town located on the east coast of North Carolina. There is nothing there except for old retired people, school sluts, and religious people. There is ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do there. You better have money to go to the closest place that has to things to do, Wilmington, NC. Southport SUCKS. Never move to Southport. you'll regret it for the rest of your life. For the people reading this who currently live in Southport, SUCKS DOESN'T IT?

Stranger 1: "I think I'm gonna move to Southport, NC."
Stranger 2: 'What? Why! Southport is awful!"
Stranger 1: "Good point."

by SabbiStyles May 14, 2013

southport crew

a bunch of richies that hang in the streets of southport (only the prude ones)

hey southport crew, why don't we hang at the driftwood.

by PG December 2, 2004

southport reporter

Southport Reporter is an online newspaper, that was the first to be recognized as an accredited news outlet (newspaper) in the UK. It covers all types of news from all all over Merseyside. It is a Trade Mark of Patrick Trollope and run by both PCBT Photography and PBT Media Relations Ltd.

I found it on Southport Reporter. It is a news report on Southport Reporter. Online Newspaper Southport Reporter.

by artlactemadidiscibisknollage January 15, 2016

SouthPark

the best fukin show on comedy central that was ever created!!!

"...to get rid of your parents call the cops and say that your parents malestered you..and if they ask if it was good touch or bad touch say it was bad touch.."

by Pinkpenguin October 22, 2004