man 1: "aww man i have to go to Southampton tomorrow for work"
man 2: "hahaha unlucky mate that place is a shithole"
man 2: "hahaha unlucky mate that place is a shithole"
by Benjisan April 28, 2011
Southampton is a well-known city on Long Island, New York. It is mostly known as a place for rich, middle-aged assholes to retire and continue their bloodline. Offspring of these individuals continue to infect the people around them with their pompous attitudes and rude behavior. For unknown reasons, the small village seems to be infested with people from New York City on the weekends. These weekenders are often perceived as exponentially ruder than the Southamptonites. There also exists a Native American reservation in the Town of Southampton. The individuals who reside there are of Shinnecock Indian descent and are often referred to as Moniggs, short for "Mo' nigga than Indian."
"Do you wanna hang out tomorrow?"
"Fuck, nah, I have to go to Southampton."
"Do you want me to shoot you now or later?"
"Fuck, nah, I have to go to Southampton."
"Do you want me to shoot you now or later?"
by bananahead120 May 4, 2009
by SOUTHAMPTON April 7, 2021
Abbreviations; Scumpton, Scummers, Scum
A small place situated on the outskirts of Portsmouth where inbred pikey looking people dwell, the capital of which is St Mary`s AKA The New Deli. On most Saturdays you will find a congragated mass on these monkeys at The New Deli dressed as red and white deck chairs. A funny race of people who worship a fat big nosed buddha from Guernsey. I guess red & white is appropriate because when mixed together these colours form pink, the perfect colour for those spineless faggot wankers who are not only clueless in their existence but also believe there is a Football Team situated in their scum hole city, when clearly everybody knows that there is only one real football team in Hampshire!
Up the Pomp!
A small place situated on the outskirts of Portsmouth where inbred pikey looking people dwell, the capital of which is St Mary`s AKA The New Deli. On most Saturdays you will find a congragated mass on these monkeys at The New Deli dressed as red and white deck chairs. A funny race of people who worship a fat big nosed buddha from Guernsey. I guess red & white is appropriate because when mixed together these colours form pink, the perfect colour for those spineless faggot wankers who are not only clueless in their existence but also believe there is a Football Team situated in their scum hole city, when clearly everybody knows that there is only one real football team in Hampshire!
Up the Pomp!
by Arry R September 14, 2006
A weird place located in the shitest place of England also know as scum where the people try and take you jobs. Also it has the gayest football team in the world who will always loose to Pompey cos Pompey are the best.
by Sym and Kys April 11, 2019
A shithole of a city. Full of inbred mongs that fiddle with ponies. This city is the reason why the Titanic sunk.
by FireKnight123 May 20, 2020
There’s a lot of Polish people in Southampton
by Death Menace September 7, 2022