The act of one man laying his testicles over the bridge of another man’s nose. This could be done for pleasure or jest. This is similar to tea bagging, but the offender or giver may lay the shaft of his penis down towards the receiver’s mouth.
Jake: Nate, lets wait till Stevie passes out drunk then i will give him a south beach breath right. Get your Nikon ready. I want a close up on this one.
Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.
Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.
Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
Nate: Jake I think that’s gay move.
Jake: is it? I am going to do it anyway.
Nate: ok make sure you fluff first.
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Get the ......south Beach Look Exactly Like The Postal Zip Code 10457-2215-2219..... mug.Euphemism for masturbate. Coined by LeBron James during his "The Decision" broadcast on July 8, 2010. Definition as suggested by Glenn Jamieson of Perth, Australia in Bill Simmons's ESPN blog, 7/9/10.
Person A: What are you doing tomorrow?
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
Person B: I'm going to sleep in, take my talents to South Beach, go to work, and head to the bars.
LeBron James: Um, in this fall -- man, this is very tough -- um, in this fall I'm going to take my talents to South Beach and, um, join the Miami Heat.
by B. Lumbergh July 11, 2010
Get the take my talents to South Beach mug.The infamous words uttered by LeBron James as he broke the hearts of every person in the Cleveland area, that shall henceforth be a euphemism for Masturbation.
Mike has been in a long drought and ended up striking out last night too. So he went home, put on some porn, and said to himself, "I'm going to take my talents to South Beach"
by blaze1984 July 11, 2010
Get the I'm going to take my talents to South Beach mug.Janette: So are you going out tonight?
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
Erica: Nah, I think I'll stay in - I'm taking my talents to south beach.
by Blabbidy July 10, 2010
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Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
Derived from the much-hated Lebron James and his words to describe his departure from the Cleveland Cavaliers for the Miami Heat.
by ghosterizer23 July 10, 2010
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