SOTS

An acronym for "Shit On The Stairs".

1. (verb); When one consumes excessive amounts of whiskey, usually Irish, resulting in a state of utter inebriation culminating with being awoken to the realization they've erringly used the stairs as a place to defecate

2. (noun); The result in the aftermath when one uses the stairs as a place to drop a deuce often leaving an unpleasant stain

Kev: You're not going to fucking believe this. I was completely annihilated last night and shit on my stairs. I thought it was the toilet! I think I was sleepwalking.

Chris: Bro that's an explosive case of the SOTS. You're fucking filthy.

Kev: The worst part - Ann had to clean it up!

by Cebbin December 26, 2013

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SOTS

"sick of this shit"

stats is killing me. man, i'm so SOTS!

mr. mchenry heard me cuss in class, so now i've resorted to just saying sots.

by kelseyelizabethh September 22, 2011

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SOT

In the use of true sots, sot can have any meaning. A sot is basically a true legend in life, the abbreviation of sot will never be revealed, even if you think your a sot you couldn't handle it.

sot, sotty sottingham.

sot!

sot? sot! sotty sot? yes sott!!! absolute sot

by bonger112233 October 12, 2011

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SOT

Screen ON Time

Duration of a device's battery (usually a phone) while the screen is on.

My iPhone only has a SOT of 3 hours, I need to carry an additional battery.

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SOT

Stands for "Secret Off Topic." An internet forum that formed as a result of oppressive moderators and hypocritical game developers. One must be sponsored by a current member in order to gain access, hence the "secrecy."

I cannot wait to join SOT so I can free my mind and escape the tyrannical rule of commie mods.

by Mogris July 30, 2008

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