Sonk

When you accidentally type "sink" wrong and end up with "sonk" instead. Auto correct strikes again.

I really have to fuckimg pee, but Mia khalifa is using the bathroom. MOVE THE DISHES BITCH IM PEEING IN THE KITCHEN SONK

by Bolognasmurf October 29, 2018

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Get the Sonkmug.

sonk

Ice hockey move made from behind the net where the player has the puck behind the net and fakes a pass (on his forehand) up the boards without touching the puck. This usually causes the defending player (in front of the net) to move in the direction allowing the player with the puck to start skating up ice on the other side or to make an unimpeded pass. Keith Yandle (NHL defenseman) is especially known for this move--for some reason when it is successful the player who has executed the move is supposed to yell 'sonk' after making the play, and indeed Yandle will often do this following a successful sonk.
(Check out Yandle double sonking DiPauli in early January, 2020--UD won't allow a link, unfortunately)

Did you see DiPauli get double sonked by Yandle last night?

by Dexter Rutecki January 6, 2020

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Get the sonkmug.

Sonke

A Sonke is an amazing, mysterious person. He is clever and wise but rarely lacks control to not say something hurtful. Nevertheless, if he has his eye on you, he'll always love you. He can be emotional at times but is very caring and willing to be supportive at any moment. Sexy and known by many, a Sonke is a keeper, as he is thoroughly loyal to all his friends. Do not piss him off or hurt him, wrath is a given if so.

Person 1 "Who is he?"
Person 2 "He is a Sonke, also lady charmer"
Person 1 "I need a Sonke"

by Luciousmeisie January 6, 2014

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