SOMP

A guy had this on his license plate back in the 80s. It means: Suck on my penis!

SOMP, dude

by thehiney June 13, 2009

somp

STINKY (or skanky) OLD MANGY PUSSY

Shut your mouth you stupid SOMP

by NICOLAZ3 January 13, 2009

somp

A word to describe someone who goes by the name 'Dini' or 'Branny'.

Branny is such a somp for Angèle.

by Booger_13 October 8, 2021

Somp

A somp is generically known to be a more severe version of a simp. A somp will literally go to any length to make himself known, this mf would literally kidnap you.

Guy 1: bro omg did you see Rebecca last night? I gotta make that mine

Guy 2: don't turn into a somp man, not cool

by GabenThiccAF May 29, 2020

Somp

The person to whom one "simps"

My friend is such a Somp, they have so many Simps

by Chief Simp September 9, 2020

Somp

SOMP- Suckers Owning Model Pussy
When someone is displaying SIMP like qualities but if the significant other of the model pussy.

“Did you see that Ian from IDUBBZ is a simp?” “Nah man that’s his girlfriend he is actually a SOMP.”

by Alsak April 1, 2020

Somp

Someone who doesnt care about girls and spends most of his time with the homies

Its good thing hes a somp and not a simp otherwise we would have to crucifie him

by gilberto calix January 23, 2020