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Cornwellian soliloquy 

A stylized, silly monologue with an Orwellian slant. One hallmark trait is the use of questioning techniques to introduce background voices for ambiance.
His patrons were keenly aware of their parts in the old man's goofy Cornwellian soliloquys.

drunken soliloquy 

the product of too many beers, too much gin, or too much whiskey and therefore an unguarded tongue when one imparts wisdom that is (for the most part - usually) beyond the abilities of the speaker. it may be personal insights shared on a blog late at night after a bottle of Jameson, or a bar room proverb, or a late night impartation of wisdom to ones friends about life, or romance. it might even be a rare moment of vulnerability to a wall that one has just pissed on in which the speaker shares with that piss stained wall a nugget of insight about life.
"dude, this may be the booze talking, but that bitch is wrong for you." "what ever dude you are just drunk enough to think that your drunken soliloquy makes sense."

OR:

i could have done something with my life, but instead i chose to piss it away and opportunity has long since ceased to knock at my door.

OR:

poor yorik, i barely knew ye blah blah what dreams may come blah blah blah pass the bong.
drunken soliloquy by iamfletch April 1, 2007

anal soliloquy 

When you fart around others, and no one notices.
(Enter Romeo, in a crowded room, facing audience): *Farts*
Audience: What a beautiful Anal Soliloquy. Shakespeare had such a way with words...
anal soliloquy by Dringo Funhands November 20, 2016

Butthole Soliloquy 

To make known one's feelings of satisfaction or discontent by farting.
"The service last night was so awful that I chose to express my dissatisfaction by issuing a Butthole Soliloquy ."
Butthole Soliloquy by Isrulius February 3, 2017

Soliloqueef

"I was talking to some broad and she went on a 30 minute soliloqueef about being called a chick, her lips never stopped moving."

soliliquising 

A word that Shakespeare used increasingly in his play Hamlet, meaning wanking. First appeared as a definition in Skins.
Josie: "I'm not sure that's right. There's no wanking in Hamlet..."

Naomi: Mmm, yeah, there is, loads. Only they call it 'soliliquising'."
soliliquising by SophiCheese February 24, 2009