Shoomer

Someone who is terrible at what they do yet still is somehow incredibly successful in what they do.

"For the past week, Ted has been serving nothing but raw meat to the customers. He's been promoted to CEO. What a Shoomer."

by Chifutakushi February 12, 2020

Shoombool

A funny name for Dick or Pussy; Usually used among children or teenagers

Your fly is open son, you don't want everyone to see your shoombool do you?!
Good night shoombooly!

by Steve Burn October 13, 2009

shoom boobies

when a female has one significantly larger breast than the other.

"Holy shit, look at those shoom boobies!!"

by asynd December 9, 2008

shoom

-exclamation.
an onomatopoeia used to signify that the person saying it does not understand something that is being said.

It is the sound made when information flies past the person's brain or comprehension.

when used in texts, it is used in between asterisks like so: *shoom*
Also, often accompanied by a "crossed-arms" arm motion in front of chest

Paul: the glutton levels in the formulaic reaction are quite the conundrum!
Larry: *shoom*

by One Wanksta December 25, 2009

Shoombool

1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.

I love the way your shoombool is hanging pal

by BrainX October 24, 2008

Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

Shoomy

Extrordinary being; Wiseman

I must ask the Shoomy

by One January 14, 2004