Shomax

When a guy orgasms while still wearing underwear and pants, almost always at inappropriate times. It is the maximum way to show your happiness.

Mark became very embarrassed when he shomaxed while just making out with Sarah

by pimpmaster6969 January 6, 2011

Shompa

Very beautiful face, eye's that one can gaze into for hours, exceedingly cute, both on the inside and the outside and a smile that will make any guy's day better.

As sweet as sugar and as cute as a puppy.

Although unhealthy at youth, the man in her life will try and change that.

The one to love and cherish, hug and kiss, protect and love.

She may find it will take time to find the right guy, but shouldn't look too hard he may be surprisingly close.

Hey man, why don't you try and get with that girl!

She's not Shompa...

by SecretAdmirer8 December 31, 2011

Shomming

The side effects of Stomach Flu - Vomiting & Shitting at the same time.

Oh my god I was so ill, I was seriously shomming, wasn't sure which end to put on the toilet!

by bastie 83 January 7, 2015

Shomari

Mythical African warriors that cleanse evil.

The Shomari came in the night and removed the thief from our midst.

by Rum Powered November 27, 2011

Shomf

Slang for the male reproductive organ. Can be diverse in use as a noun, adjective and or verb. Literal meaning is objective and in terms of ones own discretion.

"That guy is a total shomf!"
"That chick is shomfable."
"I stayed up all night shomfing and watching law and order."

by Erich S, Jacob H , Terri B August 1, 2008

Shoman

The epitome of swagg. If you have reached the state known as "Shoman", your life is complete.

Dude, that guy was in completely Shoman last night. Too bad he lost it the next day.

by AAAtriple February 16, 2010

shomit

The most common occurance of shomitting usually happens after or during a heavy night of drinking. The excess alcohol causes the victim to power spew. As the abdominal muscles contract in an effort to expell all your stomach contents out your mouth, unfortunately this abdominal contraction also encourages any poop chambered in your chute to also be expelled at the same time....

Can also occur if you get food poisoning and suffer from IBS.

Jenny: I need to spew

John: I'll hold your hair back

Jenny: Aaaaaarrghhhhh

John: Holey shit, did you just shomit....that's disgusting.

by Lenbot February 18, 2010