givin me a softee

The situation that causes excitment but later turns into disapointment

Ashley showed me her thong, but later she was giving me a softee when she fell asleep.

The Victoria's Secret Fashion show was great, but the commercials were givin me a softee.

by thefort June 24, 2007

Softee-nut

When you nut before you get a boner.

Dude, she was so hot, i did a softee-nut when i saw her naked

by ScratchyMcBallsack November 3, 2018

micro softee

1. Extremely small, usually flaccid penis.
2. An individual, usually male, having the qualities of a small, flaccid penis. Subject may work in the IT field.

Oooh girl, you're wasting your time with him, he's got a micro softee and there ain't no changin' it.

Hey micro softee, you punched in six hours ago, but I haven't seen you do shit today. Where's the cover sheet for my TPS report?

by DirtyThinker May 27, 2018