Skip to main content

soft-boi 

more likely common to see in real life than an eboy.
POLAR OPPOSITE of an eboy.
An eboy can also be a softboi because no one makes the rules.
Usually hot, a bit feminine, sweet, caring, good bf, exists on TikTok, taking over TikTok in place of eboys, usually plays ukelele or something “soft” like that, and usually skates.
-Did you see that eboy on TikTok?
-No, my for you page is covered in soft-bois, they’re taking over
soft-boi mug front
Get the soft-boi mug.
See more merch

soft boi hours 

Hours of the day where you are a softie and are soft.

It comes from the term sad boi hours but instead of “sad” it’s “soft”
Person 1: “ why do you keep smiling and listening to soft music?”
Person 2: “ soft boi hours”
Person 1: “ ohhhhhhh gotcha”
soft boi hours by ShawnXmarina January 8, 2019

soft boi era 

Me: I LOVE THE 50s!!!

Person: why?
Me: BECAUSE ITS THE SOFT BOI ERA
soft boi era by ShawnXmarina April 9, 2019

Soft Boi Time 

tiwbh stermaer :D
Person 1 - I watch Soft Boi Time
Person 2 - who even is that?!
Soft Boi Time by anonymous April 17, 2023

soft boiled 

someone who prefers fore play, over real sex.

A softboiled person is somone who will trun you on, but won't finish the job, leaving you with blue balls
Sam would never sleep with a girl, the furthes he'd go is spanking a bitch, it's just the soft boiled kind of guy he is.
soft boiled by Abo-Dalaj July 4, 2017

soft boiled egg 

When you dip your nut sack in magic shell chocolate syrup and then she taps the boys with a spoon to reveal a tasty treat.
"Oh last night?, just enjoyed a nice soft boiled egg with the misses".

soft boiled sergeant

Sex Move

One partner squats (the 'sergeant') while the other (the 'private') uses their arms, holding the sergeant's thighs to do pull ups. At the top of every other pull up, the private opens their mouth into the sergeants ass and the sergeant poops into their throat, and on the next pull-up, they spit the poop onto the sergeants genitals.

The soft boiled part is important. For this to happen right, the sergeant needs a good case of diarrhea.
Bill: Man, my wife's breakfast was off this morning, must've been the action last night messing with her tastebuds.

John: Oh, what happened?

Bill: Gave her the ol' Soft Boiled Sergeant