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Socrates 

verb

to play the fool and then figuratively judo-flip someone in conversation, as Socrates frequently does in Plato's dialogues
The philosophy freshman tried to Socrates the professor, but just made himself look like a pretentious fucking idiot.
Socrates by a nouny moose March 29, 2021

Socrates 

An ancient Greek philosopher, founder of the socratic method.
Socrates is pronounced "so-CRA-tease" not "SOCK-ruh-tis". Most people don't realise this and don't care to.
Socrates by Cesco November 26, 2006

socrates 

A wise guy who liked to talk and chill with his homey g's
Socrates:Wut up dog
Guy:Nuttin much just chillin with my homeys and my ho's drinking a 40.
Socrates:So you smart?
Guy:yea
Socrates:Dumbass?
socrates by Erik Urdiales October 25, 2006

Socrates 

An ancient Greek sophist who claimed to be a philosopher. It is often overlooked by the general homophobic public that Socrates' dialogs were often erotic in nature. Socrates was in general an asshole.

Pretentious first year university student:

Have you heard of the genius that is Socrates?

Normal person:

You mean that guy who liked to have butt sex while asking too many questions?
Socrates by Hollywood Halk October 30, 2008

Socrates 

An ancient Greek Philosopher who is the subject of many disputes regarding whether you can read his work.
The answer is yes you can.
"Oh man i read some great Socrates over the weekend"
" That's so Socrates"
Socrates by PlatoGurls August 25, 2013

socrates 

pronounced soCRAtez, this drink is a combination of a screwdriver with natural light.

John 3:17- and God came unto the orange grove and said unto the people "make this into juice and combine it with the cheapest of vodkas". the people rejoiced.

Socrates, the famous philosopher in one of his little known works "where God could use a little help" demonstrated the logic of adding natural light to screwdrivers.

1. orange juice and vodka are great.
2. natural light is great.
3. if you add one great thing to another you get something fantastic.
4. it therefore follows that adding natural light to orange juice and vodka will be fantastic.
when hottubbing socrates are the best.
socrates by Travis June 23, 2006