sockpuppet

The true idenity of the girlfriend a message board poster says he has, when it is unlikely that this poster could ever score one.

He said he couldnt post last night because he was out with his girlfriend, but we know he was just getting busy with sockpuppet.

by Lemiwinks31 July 27, 2009

sockpuppet

A person you wipe your jizz on after u jack off, or get jacked off.

Yeah i used that bitch as my sockpuppet!

by mofo April 1, 2003

indian sockpuppet

When you take a dump in a condom and then use it.

I surprised Jesse with that indian sockpuppet last night.

by MrHobbit October 15, 2009

Slut Sockpuppet

A girl who decides one day to leave her BF for another guy.
Uses the next BF for a week, leaves him.
Uses the next BF for 3 days, leaves him.

......after about a good month, you find out she's gone with 10 guys. and alot of unknown explanations.

In other words, the theory of using guys to get w/e you want -whether physically, materially, mentally etc- and discarding them like a sock after its used.

Dude, OMG. She's such a freakin slut sockpuppet.

by ShadowSparkleeNinja May 6, 2008

canadian sockpuppet

The act of sticking ones hand up a women's anus so far you can control her body movements

I gave her a Canadian Sockpuppet last night, she is still shaking

by B0RNK1N9 November 3, 2017

South Carolina Sockpuppet

the act of cumming countless times into a sock, letting it grow mold, and proceeding to slap someone unconscious with it whilst inserting the unholy item up their anal cavity

tom made a south carolina sockpuppet with his bros. they all complained about their ass hurting in the morning.

by The Name October 3, 2022

Sockpuppet on Main

a slang term for outing your alternate account by making a post with it that was clearly intended to be from your main persona but you forgot to switch back first. See Horny on Main.

OMG! She went Sockpuppet on Main? Is there even an Urban Dictionary entry for that? (shameless plug)

by Paul Pinecone May 18, 2023