Socktopus

When 4 socks are tied together, knotted at the middle, as a chew toy for your dog.

Buffy thinks her socktopus is prey and she flings it around like she's trying to break its "neck"

by scoot24 October 20, 2009

dirty sock hop

Two people/partners at least one being male, lay together clothed in bed, on a couch, the floor, etc.. , One partner has to be asleep. The other dry humps (clothed, grinding genital area on something for sexual excitement) the leg of the sleeper until the point of loosing his load. Then composes himself above the lower half of his sleeping partner, whips his hard dick out, Removes one of the sleeping partners socks, Finishes himself (masturbates) in the sock and slaps them in the face with it until they wake up. Yells "good morning" Then bales off

Bob - What's wrong with Carla today? She I Grumpy as hell!
Ed - Yeah Sorry Bud... She wouldn't give it up so I woke her this morning with a "Dirty Sock hop"

by gearhead69 May 12, 2014

kangaroo sock hop

Version A: When a girl is wearing ugg boots and you bust a load in them and then force the girl to wear them while you fuck her.

Version B: When you are fucking a girl and you are about to bust you pull out and shoot it into her ugg boots. you then make her wear the boots for the rest of the day.

Jordan: Ayo girl lemmee give you a kangaroo sock hop right quick!

Girl: Not today i just finished cleaning them out since last time..

by BootyDew April 26, 2010

Hobo Sock Hop

A home less persons dance party becase they dont have enough money for shoes. They wear there hole socks get fucked up and try to convince peole ther balls are gum.

Look at those poor hobos haveing there hobo sock hop in the sewer.... lets go pull a j money and give them a old school beat down.

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poor
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by brandi girl-perv November 7, 2009

sock hop

To masturbate into a sock.

"Let's sock hop!"

"I like to sock hop all night long."

"Sock hopping is fun when you're single."

by Tim Jerome February 19, 2008

sock hop

When you reuse a condom in an instance of 2 or more sexual partners. The "Sock Hop" or so-ho is most occurring in the fashion of at least one male and two females. A pairing of m/f/f is considered a straight event where no emphasis is put the act between female A and female B. If the condom is used it is not replaced after ejaculation or removed. with use in following partners ejaculation may occur again and again. This is said to provide more lubrication. A "Sock Hop" can only occur in one session or sexual acting's once the original grouping is dissolved the "Sock Hop" may cease. THIS IS NOT CONSIDERED A NATURAL SEX ACT OR ONE I ADVISED BY ANY SEXUAL EXPERT.

Tommy was getting it on with Tisha and took forever to call Banana. Although Dedra didn't seem to enjoy herself when he got it on with her. Tommy the cheap ass was all about the "Sock Hop".

Yeah... "Sock Hops" are sick.

by Gumby and Pokey June 2, 2013

Sockmopper

Someone who is so lazy that when they spill something, they whipe it up with their sock covered foot, instead of getting a towel.

Bob is a major sockmopper when he whacks off on hard wood floors.

by Pissdick. February 2, 2005