Social Media

Online networks where both adolescents and young adults go to express one of two statements:

1) "I'm complaining about my boring, shitty life." Used as an alternative to actually making life interesting.

2) "Look how superior my boring, shitty life is to your boring, shitty life" Used to passively belittle the only 250 people the individual knows.

Also used by middle aged adults mostly to post pictures of cats.

Popular websites are Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram.

Person 1: "I'm insecure about my life so I will post a picture on the social media site Facebook, of me having a great time. Although, most of that time was pretty shitty."
Person 2: *sees picture* "Wow, my life is pretty shitty compared to theirs."

Person 3: "I hate my job because I'm uneducated and nobody ever taught me how to work hard. I think I will tweet about it on the social media site Twitter, so maybe people will pity me."

Person 2: *reads tweet* "At least my life isn't that shitty."

by I Hate my Generation December 16, 2013

Social Media

Alternative name for survellience companies

Social media knows everything about you

by Tunbing May 15, 2018

Social Media

"Social media is a construct using the internet to interconnect people in groups, forums, and individually so they can interact without being anywhere near each other."

-John C. Dvorak, N.A. Episode 1066

"Social media is a place where people go to get sick"

-Adam Curry, N.A. Episode 1066

No Agenda meet ups are organized using the social media platform, "Meetup", allowing producers from all around the world to gather in a common place In The Morning.

by N.A.Producer September 8, 2018

Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.

I was scrolling thru social media yesterday, this page convinced me to pop some pills and starve myself so i can be featured on their page.

by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017

Social Mediaing

The act of going on social media websites or one single social media website.

Person A: "Hey what are you doing?!"
Person B: "Just social mediaing.. aha."

by emoji queen. October 12, 2014

social media

something i sworn to never become addicted to but alas. here i am scrolling mindlessly for hours, submitting to the machine

i hate social media it took away my childhood

by confused nick face November 23, 2020

Social Media

1. A place where people should be accepted the way they are instead of being told they aren't good enough indirectly by pages that favor nice butts and thin waists.

2. Apps that are designed to bring people together and bond, but do the exact opposite.

I was scrolling thru social media last night, this page convinced me that i should starve and take some pills so i can be featured on that "super cool" feed.

by MyaJDoe April 2, 2017