SOBS

sick of being sad

i am SOBS today.=

by Paige Rama June 2, 2009

Sobese

What one calls someone who is so obese. Just another, snazzier way of saying extremely obese. Generally used while not in the presence of said obese person.

Joseph: "Damn, son, look at the chick over there yonder. She has rolls on her rolls"
Jim: "I feel you broseph, she is sobese."

by LemonZest January 31, 2014

Sobes

A shortened for of the word "sober".

I'm gonna throw a sobes party tomorrow, complete with cake and Coca Cola.

by funnybunny97 July 19, 2011

Sobes McGee

Saying someone is Sobes McGee is to say that you are sober. The fact that you call yourself Sobes McGee though clearly indicates that you are not, in fact, sober.

Brittany with two beers in hand: "Guys I'm Sobes McGee right now!" *falls over*

by Lupe Van Gildersleeve February 28, 2009

Sobsterbaiting

The rare occurrence when while buffing the banana, you’re suddenly overcome with emotions that you begin to cry.

Tim! Stop sobsterbaiting about the chick that ghosted you; SHE HAS BRACES!

by The Bearded Fatness August 12, 2019

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person 1: SOBSOBSOBSOSBSOBS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
person 2: dude are you ok

by Chia :) October 14, 2020

drama sobs

Tears of a drama queen

"WHY CAN'T I GO OVER TO DYLAN'S HOUSE!!!??? DAD I HATE YOU!!!" (drama sobs)

DAD: "Don't even bother, Little Missy. I'm immune to your drama sobs"

by UCSteve May 12, 2017