Soaker

A gun

That guy just shot someone with a soaker

by Shushgothit October 13, 2021

soaker bubble

the empty zone in traffic that allows you to do shots of liquor, with or without a chaser, without the fear of someone seeing what you are doing and turning you in.

Hey man, lets hit the tequila. OK, but pull up into that soaker bubble first.

by Bigg yayarea James January 8, 2008

soaker hose

The tube and funnel used to get belligerently drunk at a party.

Dude, we had a killer soaker hose party last night!

by mickroot August 9, 2008

Soaker pad

A dude that accidentally zips the tail of his untucked shirt up in his zipper, while going commando, after a piss...leaving a wet spot on the shirt. Or any dude coming out of the mens room with a wet spot on his shirt or pants.

Hey, Soaker Pad...you didn't shake enough before you put the hammer back in the shed.

by QueezyMart June 13, 2018

Soaker-rapist

A Mormon rapist who cannot have sex with their victim and instead soaks (see soaks for definition).

I bet Zach Wilson was a soaker-rapist at BYU.

by Steve Hillson November 19, 2023

Panty Soaker

A man who, by his appearance alone, will cause a woman to want to have sex with him. A true panty soaker knows he is a panty soaker and treats women accordingly - meaning since they are aquired cheaply they have little or no value and can be easily discarded.

Steve is a real panty soaker. Women are attracted to him like moths to a flame.

by Bob the Panty Soaker April 14, 2009

deep soaker

A turd left in the toilet that is not flushed.

Jock rock just left another deep soaker in the men's room!

by dbergeron January 5, 2007