SOMF

SOMF simply means "sit on my face."

The ancient of art of sitting on one's face dates back to the early years of the Ming Dynasty. It is rumored that Buddha himself created the face-sit. However, in recent times, it is most commonly used in the USB. 60% of time, it works every time.

"Hey, do you know that Vulcz kid?"
"Yeah, guy is handsome af."
"Well, he asked me to SOMF? What should I do?"
"Sit on his face, of course."

by SOMFMasterFlex May 31, 2014

Somf

Unlike the usage of somf as "Sit on My Face." This definition of somf can be used on Twitter as "Some of My Followers."

Jane: Guys, I just started talking to somf in a voice call!

Herald: Don't you mean "oomf"?

Keira: No, she means somf, "some of my followers."

by Junnamod January 18, 2021

somf

sit on my face

come here and somf

by manywordsmargaret March 26, 2011

SOMF

The act of having a woman sit on your face.

Commonly used as a verb though literally it is an acronym

"I want you to sit on my face."

"Somfing is one of my favorite past times."

by SOMF KING March 10, 2009

somf

Smile On My Face - a more accurate substitute for the chat abbreviation "lol (Laughing Out Loud). Developed due to the realisation that many uses of "lol" do not coincide with actual "laughing out loud."

ChatUser1: <something mildly funny>
ChatUser2: somf

by JoeThom November 17, 2009

SOMF

The act of sitting on your soulmates face (sit.on.my.face) in an effort to relax yourself in a comfortable seated position because your exhausted from all shit you've had to deal with through your current husband(s).

Mary: I'm so tired I can't wait to just sit down.

Vin: Stop by baby gurl and SOMF. I just cleaned up the mess from last night.

by Whiteboyprobz May 17, 2017

Somfed

When you’re up in a fantasy football matchup and your opponent comes from behind to shatter your dreams.

You got somfed! Can’t believe he came back and won

by Nffel November 28, 2021