So help me God

A little phrase used to sound powerful while making a threat.

John: If you rat me out, so help me God I will break out of jail and snap your neck!

Matt:... I thought you were an athiest?

by 2009ends September 27, 2009

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So Help Me Girl

You could've kissed me, like this wasn't gonna last
Kept me from saying something I'll never take back
You could have held me like there was no chance
Of me waking up where I am
You could have stopped short of every dream I've ever had
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You had to be there when that old sun came up
Making last night feel like a vision of things yet to come

You just had to hold me like nobody else
Now look what you've gone and done
You had to love me 'til I just can't get enough
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
You've gone too far
It's way too late
To save my heart
The way it feels
Each time we touch
I know I've never been so loved
And I can't help myself
So help me girl
Now I cant help myself, so help me girl

by Death Menace December 14, 2022

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so tell me why

Ain't nothin' but a heartache
(Tell me WhyYy)
Ain't nothin' but a mistakeEe
(TELL ME WHY) I never wanna hear you sayy (WOOOHHOOOO)
I, wAnT iT tHaT wAyYyYyYyYy

So tell me why ~skit~
Dood- So, do you recognise any of these men?
Gurl- I was hiding in the bathroom stall, so I didn't see his face
Gurl- But, I heard him, he was singing along to the music at the bar
Dood- Do you remember what he was singing?
Gurl- I think it was that song, I want it that way?
Dood- Backstreet boys, I'm familiar. Okay.
Dood- Number one, can you please sing the opening to 'I want it that way'?
NO1- Really? Ok-. You are, my fire
Dood- Number two, keep it going
NO2- The one, de-sire?
NO3- Be-lieve, when I sayyy
Dood- Number four!
NO4- I, want it that wayy
Dood- TELL ME WHYY
Dem all- Ain't nothing but a heart ache
Dood- TELL ME WHYYYYYYY
Dem all- Ain't nothin' but a mistakeee
Dood- Now number five--> NO5- I, never wanna hear you sayyy
Dood- WOOOHHOOOOO
Dem all- I, want it that wayyy
Dood- Ah, chills, literal chills
Gurl- it was number five, number five killed my brother
Dood- oh my god, I forgot about that part..

by QuestioningMyExistence... August 24, 2021

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