Snurfing

The act of sniffing a patron behind the ear without their knowledge or consent. Often acted out as a team where one person, the "Surfer" will perform the act while the other attempts to take photos at the precise moment the victim realizes someone is inappropriately crossing their personal boundary. The act of snurfing is best performed at large social gatherings or bars, where serial snurfing may occur ad nauseum without the group as a whole becoming aware of the act. Photos become great tools for jesting and cyber bullying in modern social networks.

"lets go snurfing," "Check out these great Snurf pics," or "I just punched that creepy guy over there when he snurfed me unexpectedly"

by Picklepc April 08, 2012

snurfing

Getting a blowjob from a member of the Blue Man Group.

Johnny Hopkins: Damn some crazy shit is happening at this party right now. Hey what's going on with Dave right now?

Sloan Kettering: Dude that guy is totally snurfing him right now!!!!!!!

by shiftyclaybob January 19, 2010

snurf

a pill that can be bought on the internet through random hrbal dealers. Is said to be made out of "herbal supplements", but is actually a large quantity of pure DXM. Great for recreational use.

I wanna robo trip, sell me some snurf.

by Travis Cardono February 21, 2006

snurfing

surfing the Internet while you're supposed to be having a conversation on the phone.

I was on the phone with my girlfriend the other day and she caught me snurfing because she could hear my Yahoo IM sound alerts.

by Agent 74 November 11, 2007

Snurfed

When you laugh while drinking and it comes out of your nose.

"Dude I was drinking my millk and Timmy told this hilarious joke and it came out of my nose"

"Brah you totally snurfed"

by KnockingDevil May 13, 2016

snurf

A snurf is a person who farts in the bathtub or similar water-filled area, such as a pool, and bites the bubbles as they rise. Normally, it is implied as an insult.

Your such a snurf, Jeff..

by TheJew72 October 09, 2004

snurf

A pink drug that can be bought on the internet by your Uncle or another family member, and then given out to 4 of your close friends in the high school bathroom.

side effects include: Dinosaurs, pencils sporadically bursting into flames, and a long night in the hospital.

"Are you snurfing?"

"Got snurf?"

"SNURF!"

"Yo we snurfin today?"

by SNURFER! September 10, 2008