snufflepump

When you have a cold but really want to masturbate, snufflepump is the act of disguising your fapping sounds with sniffing.

"I had the best wank last night."
"Weren't you bed-bound and sick?"
"Yeah, but I snufflepumped that shit and nobody was the wiser."

by yelloworanges October 31, 2019

snufflepuffing

To snore loudly, irritatingly, or raucously in a manner that disturbs others, and causes them to sleep on the couch or sit up reading a book all night because they cannot sleep with all that racket going on.

"I'm sorry I was snufflepuffing last night, I'll wait for you to fall asleep first tonight, promise"

"I'd rather sleep in my car, I don't want to snufflepuff all night and wake people"

by Professor Bottomeiser November 27, 2023