Siberian Snowstorm

When an individual is laying on his back masturbating, and just before he ejaculates, he rolls his legs up over his shoulders so the cum drips on his face. Also known as "pulling a deep abyss" because doing so can get you into such a deep hole of homosexuality, no degree of heterosexual acts or "no homo" exclamations can dig you out.

Person A: Sorry I'm late, I got caught in a Siberian Snowstorm.
Person B: What's all that white stuff on your face........?

by Bunsack McGoo January 5, 2009

german snowstorm

The process of ripping out some of ur pubes and sprinkling them onto someones head

"I just gave my brother the german snowstorm"

by BBBallA10 February 6, 2007

Saskatchewan Snowstorm

When you jiz in an ice cube tray than later when your woman asks for a drink you use those ice cubes to cool off he drink.

Celeste was thirsty so I gave her ass a saskatchewan snowstorm

by DeesNuts February 17, 2005

Japanese Snowstorm

When one guy gets on his knee then 7 Japanese men surround the man on his knees. turn on a very large fan and start jerkin it and shoot all the jizz at the guy in the middle while the large fan blows the jizz around like a snowstorm.

Scotty got a Japanese Snowstorm last night from a bunch of big gay japs

by big_hung_rat_b-211 March 18, 2007

Tijuana snowstorm

The act of ejaculating into a small desk fan while your partner sits with their face on the other side, So that the load hits the blades and is scattered like the juicy flakes of an oncoming blizzard.

Jesus, is that lotion on your face or did you get a Tijuana snowstorm?

by Lil’nacho May 28, 2019

Kentucky Snowstorm

When a man ejaculates into a ceiling fan, misting the girl lying below said fan.

My boyfriend ejaculated into the ceiling fan during sex last night and I was misted. I felt like I was in a Kentucky Snowstorm

by mciowa January 18, 2010

Sheboygan Showstopper

The Sheboygan Showstopper is a sexual act in which the man inserts his penis and testicles inside a woman's (or man's) anus. The testicles will often become stuck inside the anus.

We were having butt sex when I accidentally gave her the Sheboygan Showstopper. I couldn't get my sack back out.

I needed to get home to have dinner with my mother so I ended her with a Sheboygan Showstopper

by Shebagdad February 10, 2010