Smother Mother

1. A clinging Matriarch, who has to know every goings’ on of her son or daughter, even when they have left home.

Rachel: “My Mom is driving me nuts!”
Tom: “Why’s that?”
Rachel: “I moved out 2 years ago, but she has to constantly know where I’m going, who with and for how long I’m out”.
Tom” “Bummer, girl”.
Rachel: “Yeah, she is a “Smother Mother”, for sure.

by Bayareaboy17 June 1, 2017

Smother Kart

A racing game (like Mario Kart) where a man and a woman play as a team. The man handles the controller while the woman sits on his face and uses his cock as a joystick. He must then attempt to navigate the race based on how she handles his cock.
Optional rule: The car may only be in motion while she is smothering him. The car must come to a stop whenever the man needs to breathe.

This racing is getting boring, let me sit on your face so we can play Smother Kart.

by Flynn Morgan February 3, 2022

sother

Your mate, spouse, husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend, steady and/or lover. Term invented by writer Alden Loveshade that's easier to say and less pretentious than "significant other". Rhymes with "mother" and "brother".

That there's Pat, my new sother.

Pat? What happened to your old sother?

Dude, all Chris wanted to do was cuddles and sharies.

by Alex Firmament February 20, 2009

Smother Me

To be so incredibly in love with someone that all you want to do is smother eachother in overflowing love, hugs and kisses.

I love you, will you smother me ?

by Baleabodylotion December 30, 2009

smother-in-law

A mother in law who is overly involved and intrusive in your marriage so that you feel smothered by her presence.

My smother-in-law has announced that she is going to stay in our (small!) house for a few more weeks.

by oversharin June 5, 2009

Thigh Smother

A Wrestling move involving a girl, ussually with thick thighs, putting her thighs on a guy or girl's mouth and nose, smothering them
and ussually knocking them out. Preferred clothing is a flimsy

skirt.

Izzy thigh smothered marco with her mighty thunder thighs, knocking him out and almost killing him.

by Lichkingisraphel October 27, 2011

Steradent Soother

That fizzy feeling that a gent gets while receiving horatio from a more mature lady who has just relocated her dentures after a soak in Steradent. Aka Fizzy Jizzy

Roger gasped as Granny Smiths gums tickled his musket like popping candy. Afterwards he asked where she learned her wonderful technique. "That's not technique " she replied. "That's a Steradent Soother"

by assmasta February 19, 2015