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SnorgTees

SnorgTees is a website that designs and sells relatively expensive novelty T-shirts and hoodies with cheap graphics and puns on them. You'll see the advertisements on UrbanDictionary and most likely think, "Huh. That's... interesting." and then click to see the other puns on their other shirts, eventually realising that because as they themself have admitted that they shit them out weekly, that maybe your I.Q. has lowered just slightly

They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.

There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."

Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"

Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."

Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"

Hayden: "Yeah."

Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"

Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."

Will: "Yeah."

Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."

Will: "Wow."
by Mr. Subsistence August 10, 2010
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snoughtin

another word used for chillen, snitchin and postin. Can be used in various ways. It is multiversatile word.

Measured on a scale of 1-5.
Mike; You see that movie princess diaries. It was kinda dope.
Dany p; This motherfucker is snoughtin off at the lip.

Jon; How hard was that motherfucker snoughtin last night?
Dany p; Pretty high. I'd say around 3.7 or 3.8 more or less.

Mike; That bitch-ass motherfucker 50 cent was snitchin harder then Mitch Richmond. Dany p; Yea, He was snoughtin way to hard.
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snoughed

verb- to sneeze and cough at the same time.
wow, i just snoughed, look at the mess.
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Snorchlezonched

A cool or awesome thing/noun
Person 1: Wouldn't urban dictionary be totally snorchlezonched if it added the word snorchlezonched
Person 2: Totally
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Snorg Tees

T-Shirt company that advertises all over Urban Dictionary, selling oh-so-ironic T-Shirts to kids who want to be counter-culture.

Their ads drive me nuts with their annoying, hipster-looking models.
Oh my god you guyz, Snorg Tees makes a T-Shirt with Boxxy on it. I bet it will still be cool when I grow out of my teenage asshole years.
by relates2395834694378 June 20, 2010
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Snoughing

A cross between a sneeze and a cough
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Snorgtees

A t-shirt company advertising on various sites, including urbandictionary. The ads often include girls wearing vibrant t-shirts with stupid jokes on them, extremely similar to Bustedtees and Noise Bot.
A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".

Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
by ShAdOwZ December 18, 2008
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