snorfle

to quickly consume a large amount of food before anybody can stop you or otherwise cockroach something of value without hesitation.

To snorfle several drinks and a plate of hors d'oeuvres before being ejected as a party crasher.

by yack wazoo October 17, 2012

snorfle

The sniffle you get from snorting drugs

Man, I've been blowing adderall off the back of a dirty toilet all day and caught a serious case of the snorfles.

by fuxupyo January 8, 2012

Snorfle

The feeling when you open a can of soda and it sprays everywhere.

"Ahh! My soda's spraying everywhere! It got all over my 19th century wedding gown!"

"Dude, you totally snorfled that."

"I KNOW"

by Skirtswithpockets November 8, 2019

Snorfle

The destruction or devouring of something in a loud or ravenous manor.

Conjunction of snort/sniffle.

The dog snorfled the box.

He snorfled that burger.

She snorfled my downstairs.

by Wildrosejoy July 11, 2024

Snorfle

When you're sniffly but don't quite have a snot stream. Also can be used as a verb to describe sucking snot out of a baby's nose.

Dude, the baby is super snorfly, can you go snorfle him so he can actually get some sleep?

by Fishpizza573 December 31, 2023

donkey snorfle

The person that kisses people with donkey faces, ugly women or actual donkeys.

Man did you see his last girls?
Yeah hes such a donkey snorfle.

by porch monkey 420 January 19, 2008

snorgle

To snorgle is to to snuggle a cute item in an manner meant to drink in or experience its overwhelming cuteness. Imagine picking up a cute puppy and sticking your face down into its furriness and snorgling it up. See cuteoverload dot com.

"She scooped up the shar pei puppy and snorgled its rolls of puppy fat."

"The baby tapir snorgled its snout into the basket full of cuddly baby bunnies."

"That toddler is so cute I just want to pick him up and snorgle his head full of curls."

by Snorgles May 25, 2006